Across the world people like to get dirty. Color runs, tomato and orange fights...mud festivals.
A little water and dirt turn into a glorious mess. Slipping and slidding and throwing the thick concoction.
Adults turn into little children having childhood fun. Caked and covered in with smiles abound. There is no amount that is too much. If you attempt to excape with too little there are more than enough to fix the oversight.